I Know Why the Cagedbert Sings

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watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

this is NUTS

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

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wait a second

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This entire thread start to finish is fucking insane omfg

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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

[curls up on floor dying from cuteness] That first cheetah sounds at one point like it’s saying “Hi! Hi! Hi!”

I half wonder if house cats also cheep but too high pitched for humans to hear it.

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Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

G.O.A.T

wtf

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

i love that victory slide

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

Also wanna talk about how when people first begin to learn how to skate, they’re usually embarrassed to wear protective gear. But look man, if your learning to fuckin s k a t e my dude, you need that shit.

Tony Hawk is a pro skater and look how many times he fell before he succeeded. You need protective gear, please for the love of god, skateboarding hurts.

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Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

  • Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
  • Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
  • Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
  • Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
  • Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
  • Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
  • Hempire - become a plant mogul
  • Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
  • Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish
  • Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
  • Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
  • Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
  • Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)
  • Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
  • 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
  • Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 
  • Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
  • Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
  • Spill it - drop balls and break glass
  • Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
  • Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
  • Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
  • Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
  • Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
  • Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
  • Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
  • Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
  • Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
  • Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
  • Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
  • Dosh - get paid to shop
  • Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
  • Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

Forgotten By History

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Female firefighters at Pearl Harbor (1941).

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Donna Tobias - the first woman to graduate from the US Navy’s Deep Sea Diving School in 1975.

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Brave women of the Red Cross hitting the beach at Normandy.

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Dottie Kamenshek was called the best player in women’s baseball and was once recruited to play for a men’s professional team.

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Kate Warne - Private Detective. Born in New York City, almost nothing is known of her prior to 1856 when, as a young widow, she answered an employment advertisement placed by Alan Pinkerton.
She was one of four new agents the Pinkerton Detective Agency hired that year and proved to be a natural, taking to undercover work easily. She had taken part in embezzlement and railroad security cases when in 1861 the Pinkertons developed the first lead about an anti-Lincoln conspiracy.

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Catherine Leroy, female photographer in Vietnam.

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The three women pictured in this incredible photograph from 1885 – Anandibai Joshi of India, Keiko Okami of Japan, and Sabat Islambouli of Syria – each became the first licensed female doctors in their respective countries.
The three were students at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania; one of the only places in the world at the time where women could study medicine.

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Female Samurai Warrior - Onno-Bugeisha - Female warrior belonging to the Japanese upper class. Many women engaged in battle, commonly alongside samurai men. They were members of the bushi (samurai) class in feudal Japan and were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honour in times of war.

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One of the most feared of all London street gangs from the late 1880’s was a group of female toughs known as the Clockwork Oranges. They woulde later inspire Anthony burgess’ most notorious novel. Their main Rivals were the All-female “the Forty Elephants” gang.

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Maureen Dunlop de Popp, Pioneering female pilot who flew Spitfires during Second World War. She joined the Air Transport Auxiliary (ATA) in 1942 and became one of a small group of female pilots who were trained to fly 38 types of aircraft.

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In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon. The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29.

Okay, I initially reblogged this earlier, but I have to re-reblog with corrections.

The first picture is unfortunately fake. There is/was no Vatican’s Women’s Rifle Team, and hence Sister Juliette the Nazi-killing nun, while a great premise for a historical novel, can’t be proved in this case. It was probably a picture of a group of nuns from Massachusetts, taken in 1957.

The second picture is… sort of true. It does in fact show female firefighters at Pearl Harbor, but was not taken on the day of the attack (7 December 1941) and has been mislabelled for decades, apparently.

Donna Tobias is real, and badass.

While Red Cross nurses did play an important role in D-Day, that picture is from 1945 and the south of France, not 6 June 1944 in Normandy. The first nurses arrived four days afterward. Martha Gellhorn was the only woman to land at Normandy on 6 June itself.

Dorothy “Dottie” Kamenshek was also real, and turned down the offer from the men’s team because she thought they only wanted her for a publicity stunt.

Kate Warne was real, though it’s not completely clear if that’s a picture of her.

Catherine Leroy was real, and that is in fact a picture of her. 

Anandibal Gopal Joshi, Keiko Okami, and Sabat Islambouli were real, and did study at the Women’s Medical College of Pennsylvania. They’ve recently received attention, including a Google Doodle for Joshi.

Onna-bugeisha, or female samurai, were real. 

The “Clockwork Oranges” picture is also unfortunately fake. It comes from a book about the history of women wearing trousers (aka something they’ve always done). There’s no evidence for a female gang called the Clockwork Oranges. However, the all-female “Forty Elephants” organized crime gang was real, and ran a huge shoplifting racket in London for almost a century.

Maureen Dunlop de Popp was real, and did fly all kinds of planes for the ATA during WWII.

Kathrine Switzer is still alive and also awesome.

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ppl at library: *talking loudly*

my adhd ass: pls im begging you… it took me 4 hours just to get into this hyperfocus… if i have to pick up my stuff and move elsewhere it’ll reset … i plead for my life pls shut up i can barely even concentrate even when its quiet 

people anywhere, ever: *talking normally*

My adhd ass trying to do literally anything: oh no :)

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RIP Vine †

THE 1ST ONE.

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wednesday night mood

old fashioned breakcore

My son off the shits!!